By the end of your article, I envisioned our man Paul as (ironically) a toddler having a meltdown because there were no other kids to play with. Well-written, as usual. I agree with the others who said you should submit this article as a fair-minded rebuttal to his addle-pated, numbers-only mad ramblings.
Written by Len Morse
The Halloween Channel owner | Happily childfree musician, proofreader, swing dancer, animal rights supporter, movie buff, and grammar policeman.